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Check out the new patriotic wazoo-scanner

The new patented wazoo-scanner 123, try out now.
Check out the new patriotic wazoo-scanner
Check out the new patriotic wazoo-scanner
Hynkels scientists have developed a novel optical personal control because with the conventional immatured and defective systems like fingerprint and eye scanner the Hynkel party can't get enough personal data. Based on this prototype it is now possible to sample the political conviction of unpatriotic ugly inhabitants.

The new patented wazoo-scanner 123, try out now.

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