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Critical Mass is for GIRLY-BOYS !

If you can answer the following question correctly, you don't belong in the Critial Mass "Ass Festival."
"Fire is to burns as:

A) Lead paint chips are to tasty.
B) Frozen metal flagpoles are to tasty.
C) Cleaning products under the sink are to tasty.
D) Water is to cools.
E) None of the above."
how about this... 27.Sep.2002 02:30

gee i hate this tool

Donkey is to ass as Lame Valet is to c*cksucker.

See ! 27.Sep.2002 02:45

The Lamet Vali

See what I'm talking about? That last comment by author "gee i hate this tool" did NOT choose selection "D."

That was the answer, selection "D."

So, "gee i hate this tool" belongs in the Ass Festival!

Bush is to dictator as Lamet is to illogical 27.Sep.2002 04:19

logical guy

Actually, D is an incorrect choice in this analogy. Burning is the defining nature of fire; without burning, there is no fire, right? Well, cooling is not the defining nature of water. Water doesn't have to be cool. Water can be scalding hot, therefore not cool at all. Water is to cools is the closest choice, but not absolutely accurate.
Once again, Lamet Vali gives testimnoy of his own ignorance.

why o why 27.Sep.2002 04:26

onlooker

Lamet Vali, your posts are totally disregarded by the demographic of Indymedia. They have blinders on, and are pretty much deaf to dissenting opinion. Why do you waste so many words here ? Without explaining your motivation, and without responding to the taunts of the liberals in response to your articles, which are also taunts, in a sense, you only give plausibility to the idea that you are being paid for your comments here...

Now, I like to troll this site as much as ANY cynic, and it
is a truly educational stroll thru the mind of your basic
Chomskyite guilty White college Marxist. That is true. But, why, and I will confess to a total skepticism here, do you pen such huge articles, culled from the totally corrupt and discredited mainstream media, and present them in a known Anti-American forum, and then hardly ever respond ? Could it be that the instincts of the "Good-Guy Pin" wearing inhabitants of Indymedia have nailed you on this ?

Please, lets hope you are another free thinker like me, who merely loves to taunt these fools with thier own ideologies, and not some bizarre CIA robot ?

Hello ?

the validation of Lamet Vali's teeny ego 27.Sep.2002 09:22

K-dog

Ahh each day I look forward to reading the latest Lamet Vali postings, and each day I am never dissapointed by this individual. Such Witticism, such intelligence, such modesty.

Let's face it we (the fellow readers and posters here at Indymedia) are indebted to this individual's journalistic efforts: so what if it smacks of mainstream propaganda and reads like a Generic AP release sans corporate restraint! I say we must keep responding to his posts obviously this person needs the validation they get from posting on an Indymedia and having us his/her loyal audience: hell call me a fan! - respond. I imagine Lamet's agitational mental erection stiffening at every response posting, "The fool's they bow to me the Lamet Vali!"

So what if the petttiness that would motivate such an individual to sit at the computer pecking away all day to attain some sense of intellectual or rather ineffectual superiority over the rest of us her in virtual communication land is utter pointless and time misspent? So what if these little 1's and 0's that through the magic of technology pose as knowledge and "reality" are utterly meaningless: even these words that I type now? So what indeed!

I feel it is of utter importance we keep the Lamet Vali going, obviously this is an individual who is not clever enough to succedd in more subversive forms of communication such as graffiti, or billboard modification, jamming FM signals, assembling found footage collages etc, etc. Lamet's agitational self congratulatory, deragatory, mastubatory venting at healing his/her inner idiot amuse me, and undoubtedly serve as hours of endless misinfotainment for the rest of the readers here - am I correct?

So to end my post 3 cheers to the Lamet Vali, if not for your mindless dedication to the propaganda of the hour the rest of us would have nothing to laugh at. Well Lamet as these little words caress your eyes let's anologize Marshall Mcluhans timeless qoute: "The medium is the message" basically the internet as used by you as a form of communication is merely a repository for brainfarts: and you are merely the stench that lingers.

with love,
K-doggy dog

the validation of Lamet Vali's teeny ego 27.Sep.2002 09:24

K-dog

Ahh each day I look forward to reading the latest Lamet Vali postings, and each day I am never dissapointed by this individual. Such Witticism, such intelligence, such modesty.

Let's face it we (the fellow readers and posters here at Indymedia) are indebted to this individual's journalistic efforts: so what if it smacks of mainstream propaganda and reads like a Generic AP release sans corporate restraint! I say we must keep responding to his posts obviously this person needs the validation they get from posting on an Indymedia and having us his/her loyal audience: hell call me a fan! - respond. I imagine Lamet's agitational mental erection stiffening at every response posting, "The fool's they bow to me the Lamet Vali!"

So what if the petttiness that would motivate such an individual to sit at the computer pecking away all day to attain some sense of intellectual or rather ineffectual superiority over the rest of us her in virtual communication land is utter pointless and time misspent? So what if these little 1's and 0's that through the magic of technology pose as knowledge and "reality" are utterly meaningless: even these words that I type now? So what indeed!

I feel it is of utter importance we keep the Lamet Vali going, obviously this is an individual who is not clever enough to succedd in more subversive forms of communication such as graffiti, or billboard modification, jamming FM signals, assembling found footage collages etc, etc. Lamet's agitational self congratulatory, deragatory, mastubatory venting at healing his/her inner idiot amuse me, and undoubtedly serve as hours of endless misinfotainment for the rest of the readers here - am I correct?

So to end my post 3 cheers to the Lamet Vali, if not for your mindless dedication to the propaganda of the hour the rest of us would have nothing to laugh at. Well Lamet as these little words caress your eyes let's anologize Marshall Mcluhans timeless qoute: "The medium is the message" basically the internet as used by you as a form of communication is merely a repository for brainfarts: and you are merely the stench that lingers.

with love,
K-doggy dog

the validation of Lamet Vali's teeny ego 27.Sep.2002 09:26

K-dog

Ahh each day I look forward to reading the latest Lamet Vali postings, and each day I am never dissapointed by this individual. Such Witticism, such intelligence, such modesty.

Let's face it we (the fellow readers and posters here at Indymedia) are indebted to this individual's journalistic efforts: so what if it smacks of mainstream propaganda and reads like a Generic AP release sans corporate restraint! I say we must keep responding to his posts obviously this person needs the validation they get from posting on an Indymedia and having us his/her loyal audience: hell call me a fan! - respond. I imagine Lamet's agitational mental erection stiffening at every response posting, "The fool's they bow to me the Lamet Vali!"

So what if the petttiness that would motivate such an individual to sit at the computer pecking away all day to attain some sense of intellectual or rather ineffectual superiority over the rest of us her in virtual communication land is utter pointless and time misspent? So what if these little 1's and 0's that through the magic of technology pose as knowledge and "reality" are utterly meaningless: even these words that I type now? So what indeed!

I feel it is of utter importance we keep the Lamet Vali going, obviously this is an individual who is not clever enough to succedd in more subversive forms of communication such as graffiti, or billboard modification, jamming FM signals, assembling found footage collages etc, etc. Lamet's agitational self congratulatory, deragatory, mastubatory venting at healing his/her inner idiot amuse me, and undoubtedly serve as hours of endless misinfotainment for the rest of the readers here - am I correct?

So to end my post 3 cheers to the Lamet Vali, if not for your mindless dedication to the propaganda of the hour the rest of us would have nothing to laugh at. Well Lamet as these little words caress your eyes let's anologize Marshall Mcluhans timeless qoute: "The medium is the message" basically the internet as used by you as a form of communication is merely a repository for brainfarts: and you are merely the stench that lingers.

with love,
K-doggy dog