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Werds of Wisdum From Silver-Tounged Stubya

Here are three transcripts to pResident Bush's recent respose to Iraq's recent acceptance of weapons inspections. This man is a geeeeeeeeeeenyus! Note the discrepancies of the quotes. I suspect the UK came closest, even though they were the only ones who aknowledged that their transcript was not exact.
Here are three transcripts to pResident Bush's recent respose to Iraq's recent acceptance of weapons inspections. This man is a geeeeeeeeeeenyus! Note the discrepancies of the quotes. I suspect the UK came closest, even though they were the only ones who aknowledged that their transcript was not exact.


'Hardball' for Sept. 17

Arguing the issue is disarmament, not inspections today, Bush continued his call for tough action against Saddam Hussein.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee that says fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again. This is a man who has delayed, denied, deceived the world.

For the sake of liberty and justice for all, the United Nations Security Council must act-must act in a way to hold this regime to account, must not be fooled.
(END VIDEO CLIP)



'Donahue' for Sept. 17

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, fool me once, shame on-shame on you. We can't get fooled again.
(END VIDEO CLIP)


IMC-UK

Flubya screws up his lines again in public speech.
by GullyWhumper 4:22am Wed Sep 18 '02 (Modified on 11:24am Wed Sep 18 '02)

I just heard this on the 5:00 p.m. radio news break; it isn't an exact transcript, but it's pretty close. It's Shrubya reacting to Iraq's proposal to allow U.N. inspections.

"There's old an saying in Tenn...an old saying in Texas, I'm sure they say it Tennessee, too.
It says, 'Fool me once....[ugly three second pause as cocaine-corroded synapses frantically misfire]...
shame on you...er, ah... anyway, can't get fooled again.'"

Audio and video clips of Flubya's speech 18.Sep.2002 17:59

GullyWhumper

MSNBC had a video clip here:

 link to msnbc.com

 http://www.mediawhoresonline.com has an audio clip of Flubya repeating his tongue twister here:

 http://www.mwo1.com/fooledme.ram

Check out the thread on this at
 link to www.democraticunderground.com

OH FOR CHRIST"S SAKE!!!!! 18.Sep.2002 18:40

Mad Republican madrepublican@hotmail.com

Boy, you knuckleheads really must have a lot of time to disect every little word/phrase that comes out of the Prez's mouth!

He may not be the most articulate person in the world...and he may not have rehersed his lines over and over(like Clinton) a thousand times.

He may not have hired some Hollywood-types(like Clinton), to get a perfect TV image.

But you know, I would rather have a "real" person up there...making the occasional stupid screw-up in talking, like normal people do....then some fabricated bull-shit, dildo(like Clinton)!

Get a clue, and get a life....you guys are getting more worse then Trekkies! See even I make speaking/writing errors!

email me at

 madrepublican@hotmail.com

Visit me @

 http://www.tupics.com/member/heggesses/index.html

Stupid tree-hugging, Liberal, Anarchistic, Socialist, Commie, Bastards!


Mad Republican has too much free time 18.Sep.2002 19:03

history lesson

Mad Republican, I think you're forgetting who first started focusing extra effort into projecting a presidnetial image to the media: REAGAN. Reagan needed all the help he could get to keep from looking senile. Bush has just as much help, and he still gives the appearance of being the stupidest man alive. Underneath that image however, he is.

Bu$h--corporate stooge for wealthy elites 18.Sep.2002 21:11

perky pat

calm down, MadPrepublican.

there's nothing any of us can do, no matter what we Americans say or how we 'enjoy' his little gaffes. G.W. Bu$h is already the laughingstock of the entire world--that is, when he's not terrorizing his own or another population.

He's the perhaps the most pathetic embarrassment the US presidency has ever seen. Because he does, in fact, represent ALL OF **US**.

Don't take my word for it. Go ahead--ask any European, or African, or South American person what they think of GWB.

He may not be the most articulate person in the world..."
--He's (supposed to be) pResident of the United States of America. at least, five Justices of the Supreme Court said he was.

"I would rather have a "real" person up there..."
--so would everyone else on planet Earth, at this stage of the game. when the going gets weird, the weird turn PRO [Hunter S. Thompson]

"Get a clue, and get a life.... "
--maybe this applies to YOU.

"tree-hugging, Liberal, Anarchistic, Socialist, Commie, Bastards!"
--that's us!
Bu$h--corporate stooge for wealthy elites
Bu$h--corporate stooge for wealthy elites

one more thing 18.Sep.2002 21:44

perky pat

the great thing about Bu$h being stupid,

is that he IS.

that's WHY he makes the perfect follow-on Prodigal Son of George Herbert Walker Bu$h (Sr.). How could Bu$h the Father have known he'd breed such a PERFECT offspring for the office of pResident

GWB is a simpleton PUPPET robot, who is following thru on the 9.11 shtick--he doesn't know ALL the details himself, just that he'd better follow the advice of Pops, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, etc. in carrying out THE AGENDA (of the Corporate Plutocracy).

even if Dubya started to grasp the enormity of his crime against humanity RE: 9.11, his Father's and Bu$h Family heritage, oil bloodlust greed, mass genocide of entire populations etc.--

IT WOULDN'T MATTER.

because good ol' V.P. Dick Cheney would be right there to take over.

that's the beautiful thing about the New Plutocracy. Entirely self-contained and foolproof.

despite Flubya.

(and YOU, Mad Prepublican, are just another cog in their machine--that is, if and until you ever wake the fuck up)

Mad republicant 19.Sep.2002 09:06

twilight youth

haHA! a hollywood type like clinton? how about a hollywood type like RONALD REGAN?? Haha!

-by the way, nobody here cares about clinton or hollywood in fact i feel safe in saying we hate BOTH.

I do however Love the fact that you have invited us to your inspiring website. It is filled with jingoisms like a jelly doughnut filled with creamy, delicious jelly. Based on the spelling and grammatical errors it's no wonder you don't see a problem with the Leader of the worlds greatest super-power having the dialectic sense of coked up hillbilly with downs syndrome.

no, really I thought your website was HEE-LARIOUS. I have bookmarked it and I even took your poll. i gave it the "excellent" rating. Too bad its a hoax, HEH! ...Oh god, It is a hoax, right?


here are some similar hoax websites that everyone should enjoy:

www.realultimatepower.net/

 http://www.livejournal.com/users/amenlover

 http://777.nventure.com/

 http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

 http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/sports/cww.html