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Ban the TERRORIST Zipperist Party!!

No mercy for these SICK barbarians!
A new evil has spread across this land! They spread their metal barbed
chaos by terrorizing unsuspecting phallos! Its time we called on congress
to spread this war on terror to those that would wage a jihad of
speedy tailoring over the safty of the American genitalia!

Either your with us or your with the zipperists!
Amen 17.Sep.2002 19:42

asdf's sister

Preach on. You speak the truth.