Formal Red Cross Spokeswoman, Elizabeth Dole, reponded today to accusations by President George W Bush that the Red Cross is involved with terrorism and is harboring them in Afghanistan.
"The man that doesn't quit, George I, is correct in his accusations and the bombing today of the Afghan Red Cross was appropriate," said a somber Dole.
Dole has distanced herself from her involvement with the extremist organization saying that she had been brainwashed into believing that the Cross was the Only True Path. She is now on various mind altering drugs in order to clear her head.
Bush stated that the blankets, food, and other humanitarian items inside the Red Cross were all being used to "feed and clothe those dirty, nasty terrorists". After the US bombed the Red Cross, it went ahead and shot, maimed, and chopped up small children in order to send a message to all would-be International Red Cross Terrorist Organization (IRCTO) members.
"We will not accept terrorist attacks against financial and military civilians in the US. We are the only ones that can be terrorists. And, the Good Lords knows, I love to eat children," snickered Bush as he licked his lips, "children are delicious."
So, another victory for the US today as they bombed the Red Cross to pieces and chopped up babies.
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend,
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of night we tried to die
This is the end